Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, I was driving my car like any ordinary day. My dad had been harping on me about not checking the oil, so I finally checked it. Driving down the road my hood flew up and shattered my windshield. I forgot to latch my hood after checking the oil. $300 for a new windshield. The oil was fine. FML
Today, my car broke down. The good news is I can afford to have it fixed. The bad news is paying for the fix will wipe out my savings, which I need to get certified for a non-minimum-wage job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
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Top comments
JRBradley 9
Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!
sematariux 7
Damn OP Your wife is retarded
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retardthinkswhat 3
Dumb bitch should have stayed in the kitchen
ifthatdontsuck 1
#27 right!?? you dont have a job so why were you not outside doing it instead of your wife!? dumb lazy ass men these days
EnEl_Infierno 15
Perhaps she did this while he was still employed, just trying to be helpful, and from op's comment it seems they been driving this car like that for a bit now to be having major issues and if so, f both their lifes because that engine will have to be rebuilt or put on a new one at $600 to $1600 depending on the vehicle.
shellzy 20
How is he dumb, when his wife can't read?
stacianichole 2
Exactly.
masterstangman 0
Drain the oil put in new and if you still have a problem drain it again and refill it . Just ask your mechanic what oil they use.
RockstarRN 10
Not really but go ahead and keep telling yourself that! We aren't all that dumb!
ultra_notorious 26
poor dude, hopefully you and she both learned a lesson and she now knows her role and stays in the kitchen!
ultra_notorious 26
hopefully it's a cheap fix
1himfan666 0
It should cost a few dollars for the oil for the car and ur time
lostfaithinpppl 19
FYL for having a dumb ass wife like that. Hope she feels bad about it at least and never tries to do anything like that again.
MarioDragon 14
How you mistake the big tough cap that's hot when the car just ran and hard to turn when it's not for the small cap with a water-spurt looking image is completely beyond me. It reminds me when a girlfriend of mine wanted to drive my stick, and asked why there were three pedals... I guess cars aren't for everyone.