Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sandston, United States
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
new name
Storrs Mansfield, United States
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
singleagain
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
unloved
United Kingdom
Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Bee in her bonnet
Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML
hyphen
Denver, United States
The patriarchy rules
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Just good enough
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
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jakeshade11 8
Why do people always post shit like this. Like come ******* on, its called a joke. They're ******* teasing you, anyone who gets worked up over this shit is pathetic.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Doesn't it just feel so good to insult people with your unintelligible babble behind your precious computer screen? You act like some random asshat who can't tell the difference between joking and douchebagary the op's wife did.
jakeshade11 8
You make it seem like I'm a troll... How many times have you copied and pasted that comment? Anyways, douchebagery? You're retarded. The wife was obviously joking. Anybody who doesn't see that, is an idiot. OP knows she was just teasing, but decided to post this as an FML because its funny. I didn't know it was a crime to joke around with your loved one. I say shit like that all the time.
drawmesunshine 17
Douchebagery. Like habberdashery. But doucheier.
walrusman 0
Is your name mike hunt? Dixie Rect? Good god what is it!?!
vandalnofx 0
Lmfao
283leis 8
Lo papa? In Spanish and Italian it means "the pope" no joke! Check google translate.
drawmesunshine 17
Or potato.
ArielTheMermaid 17
What is it?
ComplexChris 3
smh.. women!!
drloves69 4
Dude I've got the best last name ever : Love.
leogecko32 0
I know that feeling bro. Girls say they only talk to me because my last name is Blaha and it's cool. -__-
StuuPididiot 4
wanna find out how much she likes you? change your last name
ashhxoxo 14
Mike Hunt?