Anonymous
Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
User
Romulus, United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
rick
Sweden
Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
Anonymous
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
fml
Huntsville, United States
Really!
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Spooked
Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML
LifeSucks
Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
yeah...
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
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interesting33 37
Autocorrect strikes again? Is your name Brad or Vlad? Because if it is something like Geoffrey it might be time to have a chat....
Donut_Wizard 23
Think it’s time to change your name. Or at least get a name badge.
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Comments (12)
interesting33 37
Autocorrect strikes again? Is your name Brad or Vlad? Because if it is something like Geoffrey it might be time to have a chat....
GMSP 18
I prefer to say, "have a Chad" but ok
Donut_Wizard 23
Think it’s time to change your name. Or at least get a name badge.
ravenb61 10
Screw you Chad!
bkwusa 15
Well I'm pretty sure his wife is already doing that...
octinate 17
Maybe she was talking about Chad the country?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Will all the Chad's in the house please stand up?
Lobby_Bee 18
Let's hope it's a late April fools joke.
RichardPencil 32
Whoa! That’s chad luck!
donb23 23
Early forgetfulness?
nikkolaus 15
I recommend you speak with a lawyer immediately.
Takegami 22
Get those divorce papers ready