Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sandston, United States
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
new name
Storrs Mansfield, United States
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
singleagain
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
unloved
United Kingdom
Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Bee in her bonnet
Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML
hyphen
Denver, United States
The patriarchy rules
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Just good enough
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
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Battle765 4
Divorce her and if she keeps your name she is telling the truth. It's the only way to be sure.
daydreamer244 13
Jagger??
nc21690 19
What a stupid reason to marry someone
aali12 7
sometimes i wanna do that... is that bad
perdix 31
That sounds better that the real reasons: sperm and a paycheck.
MiaLuvsElmo_fml 1
i think his last name was swagg
Mitch_Connor 11
Am I the only guy who wishes his last name was "Swagger" after watching Shooter?
R00ST3R 12
Nope.
CRAB_MAN13 0
Hell ya that movie rules
THE_A_TEEN 28
Let me guess, your name is chuck norris.
jobsman99 0
And it's not also for your big ****? Or is that your last name?
Gloritank 8
If your last name's Norris I'd marry you too. :0
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
But you're a man...
Gloritank 8
That's the joke. Congratulations you got it :D