fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Who1s269
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
seeminglyunsexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Health kick
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
tripb101
United States
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
HotACE
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
Anonymous
Chur, Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Travis
🌶️ Spicy
Power moves
Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML
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dacho 7
Hey, at least you're getting some.
White667 0
Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.
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Comments (43)
movies12 0
Well are u really a fat nick? And who cares! At lease u r getting some.
Redrosesandrain 0
it really doesnt burn all that many calories... like, 50 an hour or something like that.
Redrosesandrain 0
nope, only 15 an hour- I just looked it up. hardly worth it.
uchihasasuke 0
well if she wasn't so fat in the first plae maybe she wouldn't be a *****
MiseryMan 0
Well yeah, she has to burn all of those calories she consumes from all of the semen she gulps down. The OP probably gets head twice a night. Keep it up brother!
plexico 4
I do it just to shed a couple ounces of semen before I go to a weigh-in.
Dubstep_fml 1
if she wrestles tell her to just take a dump. i lost about a pound once from it and made weight. now she doesnt have to do something she doesnt enjoy. of and FYL
ycw97 0
That sucks. not just the fact she's doing you to burn calories, it is also the fact she's trying to look good for someone else obviously....
feed_the_ducks 0
your getting some and complaining? Shit think of it this way, your getting an awesome workout in yourself while having fun, doesn't sound like there should be any problems.
vanessa_d15 0
the only reason I go on top is for the extra calorie burn ! hehe