Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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KissTfur 1
Someones wife has a food problem
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I can't believe all the YDI's this is getting. If the roles were reversed, everyone would be saying for the OP to leave because her husband was abusive. But because the wife stabbed the husband, he automatically deserves it for doing something as trivial as taking a french fry. People need to open their eyes and stop being sexist.
zombieboy78 4
Who does she think you are. The guy from chronical
stevo918 3
Is her name john goodman?!? Lol
gotseoulx 3
Are you guys serious?! It's FRIES. He's not taking her burger, taking a bite out of it, and putting it back. For Christ's sake, it's fries. I don't see what the problem is, honestly. God, I would never date a person who can't handle me taking a few fries off their plate.
cuppycake11 0
We dont share food, ever, if u take we stab :P
Donii72 0
She must be fat....... I bet she's fat
Bullheard 0
i know how u feel man.., but ima real fatass and over the years i learnd how to silverwear fight;)
KNUCKLE_SANDWICH 0
It reminds me of the Oikos super bowl commercial where the girl headbutts John Stamos
BFMV1225 7
Keep to your own plate. If theres no food on your plate get up and get more.