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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
jsheffres 19
I guess she made her point ;)
juliette3219 12
I guess she was hungry!!
Blake77_fml 19
You all are psychos...sure it was rude but his wife is a ******* bitch for stabbing him and he is a selfish asshole for taking...or trying to take...food off of his wifes plate without asking
MarshallBlaire 14
Next time you try to take her food she may not be so nice. lol.
bayweebear 14
Wow
Razell 13
It's good(?) to know that I'm not the only food-aggressive woman in the world. Just remember - it's rude to take food from someone else's plate with out his permission. If the food is offered to you - fine. If you ask and permission is granted - fine. But just grabbing food without so much a a by-your-leave? No. It's rude, and (for reasons unknown to modern man) does cause immediate frothing fury in some people. Though, being violently forked is... over the top, to say the least. Don't do that either - it's just as rude, and tetanus shots are expensive.
Stavi 6
Be happy it wasn't the knife
dabears1011234 27
Hey we have all stolen food off of other people's plates.
filterpiece23 17
Ouch, that sucks.
SailorSolaris 43
No one deserves a fork to the hand for trying to steal some fries, but still, OP should have asked first.