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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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I guess she made her point ;)

juliette3219 12

I guess she was hungry!!

You all are psychos...sure it was rude but his wife is a ******* bitch for stabbing him and he is a selfish asshole for taking...or trying to take...food off of his wifes plate without asking

Next time you try to take her food she may not be so nice. lol.

It's good(?) to know that I'm not the only food-aggressive woman in the world. Just remember - it's rude to take food from someone else's plate with out his permission. If the food is offered to you - fine. If you ask and permission is granted - fine. But just grabbing food without so much a a by-your-leave? No. It's rude, and (for reasons unknown to modern man) does cause immediate frothing fury in some people. Though, being violently forked is... over the top, to say the least. Don't do that either - it's just as rude, and tetanus shots are expensive.

Be happy it wasn't the knife

Hey we have all stolen food off of other people's plates.

Ouch, that sucks.

SailorSolaris 43

No one deserves a fork to the hand for trying to steal some fries, but still, OP should have asked first.