Love: Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed....

Mouhahaa 9 May 2012, 03:48 France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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monicadempsy 5

9 May 2012, 08:41

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

onlychildFTW 34

9 May 2012, 08:42

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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Comoke1024 19

15 January 2014, 19:14

I find it hard to believe that in all the time of dating, being engaged, and being married to your wife that THIS was your first indication that she doesn't like people picking off your plate. Even if in the unlikely event it is, you didn't ask first. YDI.

RainbowStaple 13

4 June 2014, 23:36

She NEEDS her fries , no exceptions.

kiaroxilles 8

9 July 2014, 21:01

Ouch! It is NEVER okay to stab someone with a fork over something that stupid, especially if she's your wife! My fiancé and I steal food from each others' plates all the time. We'll jokingly act mad, sure, but it's no big deal. I don't mind sharing with him and vice-versa, hope your hand feels better OP!!