Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
Zaayuro 9
She must've had multiple siblings lol
MajicSenpai 12
She could have started out with "Hey, please don't take food from my plate."
Angelica124 13
Ask before you take women's food or risk losing your limbs
EDGE1095 20
well even i would've done the same to somebody taking my fries :p
HarleyGal12 18
YDI for trying to take her food XD
ThunderLightTSV 31
Don't be that guy, you'll get stabbed.
withered 30
Did you marry Marceline from Adventure Time? :P
taylorbalint32 8
Damn dude, the woman must really like her fries? FYL
shubhaam 1
Seems like a thing a violent Joey would do!
peithecelt 28
french fries are sacred. that was your own fault.