Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Superdad
Seattle, United States
I'm doing fine
Today, trying to prove I can handle things solo while my wife is away. I packed my kid’s lunch, dropped him at school, and felt very accomplished… until the teacher emailed me a picture of the lunchbox. I had packed my own leftover spicy curry instead of his sandwich. Apparently, “It was too spicy but also kind of good.” FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
fedexed
United States
Delivered
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Hairball
United States
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Anonymous
Eugene, United States
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
MY CHIPS
Tokyo, Japan
Pet peeve
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Joey
United States
Hello, goodbye
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
hangry
London, United Kingdom
Feed me
Today, after I packed my lunch last night and put it in the fridge, I grabbed my bag and left for work. At lunchtime, I opened it and found an empty container. I'd packed the container but left the food in the fridge. FML
FUCK THE PIGS
Oakland, United States
Well played
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
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whackingsoup 9
that is awesome!
alyspar2 5
I know what I'm doing next time someone expects me to pack their lunch;)
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SourBabyJesuz 6
Wife has a sense of humor
fcryingoutloud 9
There are two kinds of people. Those who are sick of the "joke" excuse for gratuitous acts of meanness, and those who probably use it themselves.
jamesrod885 6
I think that's cute
superrocket19 17
Practical joke. :)
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you unknowingly pissed her off. Good luck, OP
tmmundy 17
32..That's what I was thinking, what did OP do to piss her off. He might want to find out if he would like more than just pictures for lunch.
DanielleinDC 34
I was thinking the same thing. I mean, what if OP's wife wanted something special, and OP just gave her a picture of it and said, here, honey. I can't say FYL or YDI because I don't know if it was a mean prank or vengeance for something unkind the husband did. Maybe he told a really rude joke in front of the wife's grandmother.
Enslaved 38
Did it have bacon on it? That bitch!
Perfectg 9
Its okay she's prob pmsing :p
fcryingoutloud 9
It's not ok that PMS is a universal excuse.
vadaaa 11
It's not okay that people use pmsing as an excuse to invalidate a woman's emotions
loserman67 36
Two things you NEVER mess with: 1. A man's family 2. A man's sandwich Unless you were using the word "sandwiches" euphemistically to mean "****" then it's not so bad.
Enslaved 38
Pulp Fiction told me it's: "Don't **** with another man's vehicle!"
mbuck87 19
Wife - 1, you - 0
ChannySai 7
Maximum Trolling.
lululatenight 28
That's hilarious