Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, is another day that my wife will choose anything over sex. I don't want to flirt with her anymore. If I can't have a normal sex life, I would rather embrace celibacy. I love her and was flirting with her daily up until now, but if she needs some other kind of confirmation to feel sexy, she can go ahead and find it. I'm done. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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pdp_fml 21
Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
logankyng 15
Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
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Comments (170)
kasmol 16
Is it only intercourse she is not interested in? If so, that sounds like the issue does not involve a lack of desire or need for intimacy with you. You need to talk to her, make it clear that this is an issue that is important, and promise her you are open to anything she needs to discuss. Good luck OP.
dohdohdoh 13
Providing her definition of foreplay includes ******** etc. then ok I suppose.
FrankHotpants 31
If she's not willing to change then the worst thing you can do is try and convince yourself that's just how you'll have to live. You can always try and fix your marriage but you should never settle, there is way too many people out there.
TimDottillis 5
Dude she's doing one of those crazy woman tricks to mess with your head. She wants to see if you really love her or if you're just there for the sex.
sweet23_fml 11
after 12 years of marriage?
beefstew27 2
did you tell her that the only foreplay your interested in is watching her make you a sammich?
dangousity 21
Tell her no foreplay, and find another partner
MRSFMYLIFE 9
If you're circumcised, you should look into Foreskin restoration. Many women experience pain and dryness when having sex with circ'd men. It helps men too...
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
This is an awful situation. I suggest you to have a serious talk to your wife, making sure that you deeply love her (I assume you do, because you've been married to her for 13 years), but you can't live without sex.
Shepardspie71 8
Time to dump her and date
hblank 4
Not to sound rude but it seems like she's: a)might be cheating on you or b)may be feeling/realizing she is a lebian. Hope you fix it.