Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, is another day that my wife will choose anything over sex. I don't want to flirt with her anymore. If I can't have a normal sex life, I would rather embrace celibacy. I love her and was flirting with her daily up until now, but if she needs some other kind of confirmation to feel sexy, she can go ahead and find it. I'm done. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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pdp_fml 21
Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
logankyng 15
Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
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Comments (170)
miss_sqwert 19
shes obviously cheating
iAlissa 34
Yes, 32, let's just assume that from the get-go.
ViviMage 40
She may be too dry to find pleasure in sex. I'd ask her WHY. Scared of pregnancy? Pain? She isn't connected to you anymore? She has another man? There may be a fixable reason behind this. You might need couples counseling, if you need more than cuddling and foreplay.
ScottyFoxx 10
Take her out for a round of golf then
rec_chem 22
I suggest a new wife.
bobak_can_ani 7
They are married for 12 years. They probably have children. Is that the best idea you can come up with?
imtooshy 18
This fml is missing a few details. Did she only tell you this and not provide a reason? I think after being married for so long that you would definitely at least ask why after the wtf factor wore off. Sorry OP, your situation does suck.
perdix 31
Too bad you live in Australia where baseball is not popular. Otherwise you can explain that she needs to bring in a closer, or if she goes to the showers earlier, you'll need a long reliever.
Wakachulak 22
Deny foreplay and see how fast her mind changes. But be sneaky: "If foreplay doesn't lead to sex, it doesn't interest me."
jwebster 8
******** are foreplay!
o_uhu_intrstng 4
time to hit the gym, buddy
shutupmichaela 18
lesssbiannn