Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Top comments
HappyItalian 38
Did he say he was a prince from Nigeria too?
iPixelCheese 19
No offense, but your wife is a dumbass. And wasn't there another FML where the mom was about to send 1400 dollars to a church, and the pastor was Herp McDerpington. Unlike that story, it's too late, I am sorry OP
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Comments (111)
Quetzal27 12
OP I am so sorry, honestly I can not help but think that your wife must be a total idiot, probably should take her off any accounts or have her need to get your signature for any transactions.
sandycheeks99 5
Show no mercy OP.
Jirekianu2 19
This is why joint accounts are an awful idea.
RayneSmytson 24
It wasn't a joint account? It was a savings account for a college fund?
trucker2 33
I totally agree
limegreenpoopie 31
You've got to be kidding me -__-
KaidensCrow 18
that made me laugh so hard xD
vidala1991 12
Yikes!!
Krwman 8
Tragic. The kid will have to overcome lousy circumstances AND genetics
filthyfrank69 2
Never let a woman handle your finances
smoothies14 32
Hope your son didn't get her brains cuz he wouldn't make it through college anyway
OldGreg92 10
Another women has left the kitchen and ****** up