Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML
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Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
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Top comments
SugarRushxx 0
I think your wife needs to grow up.
saIty 17
Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.
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Comments (203)
BeBeast2323 1
Oh Snooki... What will we ever do with you?
chinchilla4404 0
I'd be ticked too! This is Snooki we're talkin about!!!!!!!!
dakada52 1
People need to grow up when it comes to tv shows and quit being so attached to them
indianguyinuk 12
op got **** blocked by snooki op got **** blocked by snooki (im trying to sound like im singing)...fyl op
Joey44 15
... but where is your couch?
whorerhorror 6
you deserve it for being with someone like that.
mandihbew 0
jersey shore sucks.
Jormantha 0
And you can't sleep on the couch because...?
andre5006 2
Deserve it for watching jersey shore what are you 14 and this is coming from a 15 y o
chrisshould 0
U know u married a moron, right?