Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife complained that the shower was draining slowly, so I took the drain cover off and snaked the drain. I pulled out a giant blob of reeking, stinking, rotten filth. My wife saw it and screamed. Now she insists she can still smell it on my hands and won't let me near her. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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Top comments
tishtashbat 16
I cannot believe some people make their bodily functions so gross for other people to deal with. why on earth anyone would leave that in their underwear for someone else to deal with is beyond me. it takes seconds to wrap it in tissue and put it in the bin!
Puffpie 24
Ew that's just nasty
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Comments (86)
HunterMark 14
Well, ****
BlackFire4890 16
that's just disgusting
Randomness90 27
Wow, Thats nasty it only takes a couple of seconds to take it off and put it in a trash can especial if someone else is doing laundry.
rocketgurl 15
What woman leaves her dirty panty-liner on WHEN SHE THROWS IT IN THE LAUNDRY BIN. NO. Just no. That's way more disgusting than wet coffee grinds. Sorry OP, your wife is a bitch.
Larentiah 4
Woah nasty. I wear panty liners every day and I always take them out when I take off my panties and wrap them in toilet paper and throw it away. I don't even get how coffee grounds are gross.
Gityerchicken 12
Rub her nose in it and tell her "no"
allyiscute1 22
What woman doesn't remove a pad like wtf that's just plain nasty why did you marry her?!
pinque 19
Your wife is nasty you should divorce her
poppunkette 22
@108 that's a bit extreme maybe op should talk to her. I still don't see how a grown woman can forget to remove her panty liners before putting the dirty underwear in a hamper. I feel sorry for you op! Talk to your wife
driaa 15
That is just some poor body hygiene and disgusting. Why would you ever just leave your gross pads/tampons sit there like that?
orsombre_fml 11
Methinks it is time you speak about partner's respect and personal hygiene with your wife. You might also consider divorce. As a feminist, I can say with confidence that most women appreciate a man that does his share of home tasks.