Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.
Silent_Harmony 3
What an ass...
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Comments (134)
citycrazed25 0
i wish i could win some money
Slaught_fml 3
Sue him.
Fenix0147 0
Lol what a free loader XD
shes_gottahaveit 0
And this, gents, is why financial stability is attractive in a man. Not because women are shallow and prejudiced against guys who aren't rich. But because our experience with poor men is that they are effing deadbeats.
the_stereotype 0
he sounds like one of those guys that will just blow it off on something stupid. does he really think $20,000 is going to last that long? don't worry, you'll get to laugh at him once his money runs out.
diet_otaku 0
exactly. $20,000 is enough to live on for a year if you're careful, but if he's the kind of guy to break up with someone after coming into money, he doesn't sound like the responsible type. he's going to blow it all on stupid shit trying to convince some braindead supermodel to sleep with him, and come crawling back when he's broke again. and then you can laugh and slam the door in his face.
staymintyfresh 13
How could you live off of 20,000 for a year?? That's impossible.
citycrazed25 0
Why the hell would you work two jobs to support him? Obviously if he left you he wasn't that special.
MaDmAkAm 0
Best 20 you've ever spent !!! Good ridance to bad rubbish !!! Scrape him off and move on stronger ;-)
MiseryLotus 0
Wow, you're from Oklahoma. Huh...Tulsa?
Mortishia 0
Good riddance to him. In a 2 weeks you'll have your own place, jobs and money. And he'll learn pretty soon that 20 000 isn't that much if you have to support yourself.
jillz 0
Congratulations on the house, the independence, and the new found freedom! Your life rocks!