Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.
Silent_Harmony 3
What an ass...
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Comments (134)
dumbgai 0
YDI for dating a bum.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Think of all the money you saved by getting rid of that loser now instead of supporting him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Think of all the money you saved on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
manda_panda25 4
WOW! Don't worry honey, he'll be broke soon and trying to crawl his way back to you. Only then you'll have someone new who is way more hotter than him that can hold down a job! You could always get a few friends together, go to where he is staying and **** punch him 'What happens in Vegas' style. When his on the floor crying asking why, just point at him and say "you know why!" DONE!!
Gavik 0
21k=below the poverty line for a year. Fail.
bds0688 0
Depends on a lot of things. Definitely isn't enough to dump somebody over though, I will agree. As for OP. She was just being nice. Maybe the guy was inbetween jobs, or got laid off. He is clearly a **** for pulling this move but to assume he's jobless by choice is a bit of a dick move. He'll be broke and likely have developed a nasty habit or disease, or got a chick pregnant, or go into wicked bankruptcy. OP is out 20 bucks a douche, worse things in life. I think she wins hard in the end.
padlarf 14
What? You can have two jobs, he can't have one? Leeching lowlife bastard
disturbedDRAGON 0
cut his **** off while he is sleeping and shove it into his rectum, he'll have one hell of a JOB getting it back on
allmidnighteyes 11
Who do you think OP is? Lorena Bobbitt?
plexico 4
Now that he has $20,000, he's too good to go out with ***** that will date poor, unemployed bums.
bosshaug 0
What does WIN mean
leilaostara 1
That something is like, good, or a good idea or whatever xx :D
CFR 0
Tell him to piss off and move in anyways. It's your house, you paid for it, and since he left you he has no place in it.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk Two feet that hurt, going insane She's mad at some lad Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last 'round the clock pain Working seven to three Three to eleven Eleven to seven I`m talking about a bunch of shiftwork A big ol' pile of shiftwork Seven to three Three to eleven Eleven to seven..."
null_fml 11
I KNEW there was something missing from the FML comments lately. Where did you go?
KnotSlipKnoTSiC 0
DIE U FUKEN EMO COCKSUCKER
ireply_w_lyrics 0
I was bein busy (stupid school, who knew four cores in one semester would actually require work) and at slipknot guy- actually stop. its just annoying. go. now.