Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.
Silent_Harmony 3
What an ass...
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Comments (134)
Cdldriver 0
thank god u got rid of that loser find a better one for ur own god.
lostguy 0
the ****? that guy is messed up. he won all that money because of you and he breaks up with you? you're better off without some loser like him. get someone better and hopefully with someone that has a job lol ^_^
AntiChrist7 0
Not dating assholes would work. YDI
sirdodger 0
You are looking at this the wrong way. You just spent $20 to find out that your loser boyfriend was using you for sex and housing, break up with him guilt-free, and have a great story.
WonderBlunder 0
YDI. Seriously, why do you keep a leech as a bf?? Do you need a man so badly??
tipple 0
I agree that you've just got the best break you've had in a while, and it only cost you $20. My bet is that he will burn through the $20k pretty quickly. You, on the other hand, can get moved in to your own, drop one of the jobs and start living again. Good luck - and BTW, if you want someone to give *you* $20 to go to the casino with, just let me know. :o)
demonkey_fml 4
Think of this as a cheap ($20.00) preview of the future without having to move in with that asshole. If he does this to you now, what is he going to do if you get pregnant or sick? I don't see any caregiver potential in that worthless POS. You actually won on this. Treat yourself with more respect and find someone who is worthy of you. My brother would love to have a girlfriend who actually worked two jobs to help out his relationship funding instead of the spongers that always seem to gravitate toward him. Don't waste your youth/beauty on those who are beneath you.
SuperNovice 0
^^ This I guess this is an FYL but it's more of a win IMO. You're really only out $20 since you never had the gambling winnings either way. And you found out your ex-boyfriend is 1) a moron and 2) an asshole. It's better to find that out now when you can afford it then later when you can't.
elmohaven 0
At least you seem to think you were able to pay for the housing on your own - could be much worse, he could have ditched you leaving you unable to pay. Besides, a guy who things $20k is enough to get by on seems a little delusional, so at least you won't have him sucking your funds dry on stupid stuff. Sucks that he was such a jerk though.
lets_be_ian 5
Not that I am calling fake, because it irritates me when ppl do that, but seriously? All of the FMLs I hear ppl bitch about being fake and not one single person says anything about some guy who wins multiple 10+ thousand dollar jackpots in one day? @OP that truly sucks, but I have always said that If I could just pay people up front to find out they are assholes who are going to use me and screw me over I would just give them the money when I first met them and be glad to have gotten out of being screwed over. Sorry you had to go through this. FYL
nihilanth 0
If you want a good looking man with a job, send me your picture and I'll see what I can do :-)