Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.
Silent_Harmony 3
What an ass...
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Silent_Harmony 3
What an ass...
too_much_fun 0
It seems like over 50% of all FMLs are about a boyfriend/girlfriend. I guess we all really suck at relationships
Tsukasa_fml 0
Humans just suck.
sofad15 0
no, americans such at relationship. no respect for each other!
aresgirl 0
that's bull shit! just because someone is american doesn't mean they dont know how to treat other people with respect.
elmohaven 0
And other countries have it better? I happen to have lived in both England and America and assure you that people every where suck.
Rakayum 0
owned!
lilith1103 0
which casino? the big choctaw?
allmidnighteyes 11
"But I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery" Conor Oberst was wrongggg. Although, in a way, this will be the first day of your life.
ivdrscg 2
Bright Eyes = love
allmidnighteyes 11
definitely :] ily too for getting the reference, caticaticati
caticaticati 3
I was already enjoying your presence on FML due to your humor and occasional bitchy-ness towards those who deserve it, and this sealed the deal. :)
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm glad that I could make your time here * that* much more enjoyable :D
eatyourheartout9 3
Love conor oberst :)
mo_the_owl 0
sack o shit ftw.
OneandOnlyOne 0
Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.
null_fml 11
But which one of the two can afford a lawyer at the moment? :P
someguy945 0
This isn't something you can sue for. Just for fun, lets pretend that it was. He would simply claim that he brought the $20. She can't prove she gave it to him.
term3186 1
It most certainly is something you can sue for. You can even win. You don't need to "prove" that you gave him the $20, this isn't a criminal case. You just need to convince a jury that it is more likely than not that you gave him the $20. Seeing as how he is unemployed, its definitely a winnable case. As for lawyer fees, most lawyers in this situation would work on contingency. You wouldn't have to pay them out of pocket, they'd just take a portion of the recovered $$$.
zrjones 0
#45 = idiot
therealmike 0
I see that someone is quite fuzzy on the meaning of the word "give". I don't think that the jury is going to be as fuzzy on this meaning as you are, so suing would be a very poor idea.
No_Heart 0
This is everyones solution for everything.
Tubasaurus 0
What the **** would she sue for? She gave him money (legal), he used the money to gamble (legal), he won a bunch of money (legal), he broke up with her (legal). Yes he's a dick but she can't sue him for being selfish. There is no case here whatsoever.
shikari 0
tub win
cradle6 13
64- Civil lawsuits don't mean "legal/illegal." that's what criminal cases are for.
natepooch 4
once she gave him the money it became his...note she didn't loan it to him.
Jamesd84 5
No proof to the origins of the money and they're not married. OP is SOL.
sunshyne84_fml 0
He wasn't gonna pay the bills with no job anyway, so what's the problem?
dwright595 0
you want to go out with me sometime?
anonacs 0
@ #9, she cant sue him, there's no law saying you have to pay someone back for giving you money. To the op, you deserved this, he's unemployed and living off of you and you allowed it, and gave him money to gamble. Why in the hell would you work two jobs to support you and a grown ass man that isn't doing shit? I cant believe you would be so ignorant you couldn't see that he was using you for money.
brianjman14 23
ocean's thirteen all over again!!