Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.
Silent_Harmony 3
What an ass...
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Comments (134)
FerrariCake 2
This is NOT an FML. One of two things will happen: 1. He will blow the 20 grand on coke and hookers within 2 weeks and then he'll be ready to get back with you in time to move in to the new place OR 2. You'll find another unemployed loser that you can take care of, work two jobs to support, and give casino money to, who WON'T hit a jackpot! Cheer up, little camper! Your life will be just fine.
monkeykiller77 0
dont ever take a date to a casino. EVER
bmx5S5 0
well, atleest now you have a lot of spare money
Lifelooser_fml 0
hmm.. I'd offer..then we could smash up his shit together...distance is bad though soz.
haaylz 0
he doesn't deserve you then, if his going to do that!! sell all his crap!!
charlottemary 0
Hey you know if it was your twenty dollars that got him the payoff, you're entitled to some of the money. Sue the bastard and make him see what a mistake it was screwing with you. This isn't a FYL, you're rid of a loser and rich!
wilt 0
Just remember this when the money is gone and he trys to come back in a week.
Iamabird 0
dude's a skuzball
wintamint101 7
hes just gonna waste it all trying to win even more money
Chocolate_Chunk 2
YDI. Seriously, does this really surprise you if you date an asshole?