Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
longhair221 0
go to the concert - show her how it's done !
sofiainthesun 5
It looks like you have the best of both worlds!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (225)
Lizza330 28
I feel so bad for you. :(
ASHLEYbcddd 0
lol your the one with a little barbie character... & your making fun of the girl singing Hannah Montana.... your probably childish. haha
MissBunny25 0
199 and you can't use the correct tense of "your". shall I assume you're childish as well?
awardZu 0
Um, 13 didn't make fun of the kid. Just said they felt sorry for the person having to listen to a kid scream the same three lines of a shitty song over and over. I know I would hate to have to listen to that crap, and most sane adults wouldn't be thrilled about it either.
goza27 0
go back inside!
perdix 31
You should have taught her the lyrics and given her a powerful PA system. What kind of neighbor are you? Hopefully, she won't figure out to change it to "Party in the RSA."
crissybear 8
that is HIGHLARIOUS..!
Doortje 30
Throw rotten tomatoes at her. I bet people do that at Hannah Montana all the time.
jaint 0
lmao XD
CaseyMarie911 0
12 and still watches Disney...... ******* fail lol u need to have a talk with her
kathcduri 3
Disney targets preteens. it's actually the perfect age.
hehe_oops 2
It's the perfect age to watch it, but actually putting on a mini concert to sing it? Most kids stop doing things like that when there around 9.
SilenceIsSilver 0
63 that isn't something you should admit to:P
SilenceIsSilver 0
63 that isn't something you should admit to:P
A7X_LoVeee 10
How is that a fail? More like YOU'RE the fail, 24.
Tempsey 0
63 probably meant the classic Disney films, not this trash on the Disney channel. Walt Disney would be turning in his chryogenic chamber-thing if he knew about these terrible shows!
CaseyMarie911 0
perfect age? isn't 12 in the sixth grade? that's young but it's still middle school. I remember befour even in middle school I stoped watching cartoons and stuff.
an9876 0
agreed, I haven't watched Disney since I was 10.......
perdix 31
Over there, it's boerewors, not kielbasa. Who'd a thunk you'd come to FML to learn World Cuisine?
KickItHigh 32
Neighbour? Are you British? :S Hehe. Get ear plugs and be ready for the next concert. :)
MyMuse7 0
feisty! I don't think their statement was an insult.
kinga08 0
It will never end... Someone in the surprise wedding post criticized the OP for spelling "organised" incorrectly...
DocBastard 40
Kinga, you mean correctly...
animalsrule2010 2
how much do you wanna bet she sang better than Hannah Montana :p
deatheater97 0
i bet she sounded better then hannah montana
MissBunny25 0
Chad! <3