Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, I was having a Christmas Eve party and my sewer got backed up. Everyone had to go home and now I have to wait until Monday to get it fixed. It's a 15-minute drive to the local McDonald's to take a crap. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I screwed up in my job, my husband lost his luggage in an airport, then my daughter broke the toilet flush, and my friend's kid poured porridge onto the carpet. FML
Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I'm sure any plumber would love to charge you $200 an hour to fix it the day before Thanksgiving.
killersmoesje 0
poop
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Comments (61)
Flammin8 0
heck might as well play quarters!
kid18aqua 0
sludge?
AthinaMarie 0
And your first thought was "Damn, I should go write an FML." instead of "I should get this fixed." ? Hm o_O
wriptidez 0
uhh restaurant
stevenmx86 8
That sucks op.. If you have a septic tank, I'd get it checked..
capilot 10
One of the great mysteries of the universe: how do appliances and plumbing know it's Thanksgiving?
Ikz_Hustler 9
I'm telling you APPLIANCES KNOW....They know...
Wire54321 7
Great one. How do they? they always seem to know when it is a holiday.
Kendall_Cali97 8
Wow that sucks!!
123efg 0
Stop complaining , a lot of people in the world have it a lot worse. And if it is bugging u do much get off your fat ass, stop wasting ur time on FML and get some one to fix it dumb ass!!!!
PhishloverA 14
Better reserve a place OP!
Adree 15
If you have one bathroom, can you really hold 10+ people in your house?