Ixi_the_pixie
United States
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Messed up
Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML
Sad Sally
United States
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
ryuken23
United Kingdom
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Special case
Today, and every time I meet a new therapist for support, I’m told that my issues are out of their scope of practice, and I get referred to someone who’s supposed to more experienced, and then get told the same thing. I’m too fucked up to even get the therapy I need to get better. FML
KayBee
Transference
Today, my psychiatrist of 6 years suddenly and out of nowhere told me I need to see someone else. She gave me the equivalent of the "it's not you, it's me" speech. Actually her assistant told me via email. I basically got broken up with by someone I was paying a lot of money to talk to. FML
Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Anonymous
Next!
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Deety
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
majestic09
Round Rock, United States
Breakups are hard
Today, and for the last three months, I’ve felt super incompatible with my therapist, but I don’t know how to fire her. FML
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drawmesunshine 17
And how does that make you feel?
awsome13 10
So get your money back
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ForeverUnemplyed 0
^what? -_-
DocBastard 40
"Thank you for calling DocBastard's Mental Health Line. If you have OCD, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, have someone else press 2. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, and 5. If you are schizophrenic, the voice will tell you what to press. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you need and we will find you."
flockz 20
what if i have herpes?
deadxmau5 6
I've heard this some where before.... Possibly the voice in my head. Back to my rock
ICATiger 13
I love your comments doc :)
Margemander 4
oh damn, I used to have the number you could call for that. It was hilarious. Thanks, Doc.
acidburnz1107 10
89 is it a wizards rock? :)
deadxmau5 6
Shhhh no one else needs to know
TinyGiant 4
There's different types of therapy and different skill/experience levels. Don't take it too badly, at least they're honest
MsMel 0
wow creep status
ForeverUnemplyed 0
Delete your account already-_-
MsMel 0
MrMisfits or whatever the eff u call yourself..i think your done.
KiddNYC1O 22
Must be Jill Taylor.
shrekus 0
Did it leave you numb and drooling everywhere?
MGMTT 2
So get a new one, one that can handle you. Problem solved.
farhil 14
Is that when you had the frog stapled to your face? I wonder if anybody even remembers this... I don't really expect them to