Ixi_the_pixie
United States
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Messed up
Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML
Sad Sally
United States
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
ryuken23
United Kingdom
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Special case
Today, and every time I meet a new therapist for support, I’m told that my issues are out of their scope of practice, and I get referred to someone who’s supposed to more experienced, and then get told the same thing. I’m too fucked up to even get the therapy I need to get better. FML
KayBee
Transference
Today, my psychiatrist of 6 years suddenly and out of nowhere told me I need to see someone else. She gave me the equivalent of the "it's not you, it's me" speech. Actually her assistant told me via email. I basically got broken up with by someone I was paying a lot of money to talk to. FML
Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Anonymous
Next!
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Deety
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
majestic09
Round Rock, United States
Breakups are hard
Today, and for the last three months, I’ve felt super incompatible with my therapist, but I don’t know how to fire her. FML
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drawmesunshine 17
And how does that make you feel?
awsome13 10
So get your money back
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Comments (195)
BlAzEtHiS 0
Who can help you when the people that are educated and licensed to help people like you say they can't? I'd tell them if they didn't give me a refund things would get really "unstable" til the walls were staind with the blood of the innocent. At that point they may offer you interest.
eoah 5
Lol this kid
Jenchixo 1
Get your $$ back enough said.
perdix 31
I guess I didn't get the memo. When exactly did the term "batshit crazy" become politically incorrect?
2dog 15
Awwww I hope you find another therapist! Good luck op!
stickytack 7
Dude that's not true. All of this is made up. For comedy. U guys don't get that.
terrask 11
Oh SHUSH! Dont break the magic you grinch! What, next you'll text the kids Santa's not real?
farhil 14
I agree with Hotcakes, but I would have stapled your face to a (live) deep sea creature, and then thrown you in the ocean.
crazyperson3 0
I had the same problem when I told my therapist I'm schizo.
JillyEatsBabies 0
That's harsh :L
Mkbitch 2
Clinician then? Psychologist? Whatever gets you better!