Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
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RichardPencil 32
In that case, you should do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. If you're going to make people laugh with your problems, you might as well get paid for it rather than paying.
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RichardPencil 32
In that case, you should do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. If you're going to make people laugh with your problems, you might as well get paid for it rather than paying.