Today, my son's obsession with memes hit a new low when he got suspended from school for running into other students yelling, "Allahu akbar." He's 15 and doesn't understand why he got in trouble. FML
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Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I did a prank to my teacher where I screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR" and pretended to pull a weapon from my pack. I got suspended for two weeks. My dad is so pissed that he's taken time off work and is forcing me to do brutally tough house chores all day, every day, for no pay. This is too much! FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my son, who is on the autism spectrum, was given a detention at school because he called another child fat in response to being called a "fat Indian curry muncher". The other child got away with it because he started crying. Oh and afterwards he called my son dumb for getting detention. FML
Today, my son was expelled from school for bullying. The event in question took place off campus, during spring break, and was a friendly scuff. The iPhone video they used as evidence clearly showed the other boy laughing his head off and both of them sharing a coke afterwards. FML
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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somedudesomewher 29
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engineerosaurus 26
Did you read the part that said "running into other students"?
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cutalicious_07 4
Yes, please explain to him that a major chunk of your country is brainless racist so they won't take it in a funny way like he meant.
Nysha 17
"Memes" is a weird way of spelling "racism". Have you explained to him what the phrase actually means...?
OhPuhleeze 23
So is he suspended because the school does not allow religious beliefs to be practiced while at school? Allah Hu Akbar literally translates to God is great. would the school have been similarly harsh if he ran into people and said "God is great" or "Praise the Lord"? was he suspended for running into people? Or was he suspended for not speaking in English? I know a few of my friends were suspended for not speaking in English, and that was here; in India!
interesting33 37
I think it is the context and how the phrase has been used in high profile cases. nothing wrong with the phrase itself but yelling it whilst running at people is offensive and could cause panic.
thatsthewayitis2 6
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xoxo_978780232 1
I know the exact same feeling with my boyfriend. He yells allahu akbar everyday no matter where we are. I feel like if we ever get married he won't say i do, he will say allahu akbar.
sarcastic_squirrel 3
I don't understand why saying "Allahu Akbar" is so bad. It literally means "Allah is the greatest". :/
Hippo_Holiday 19
tbh the allahu akbar memes aren't so popular anymore, so if this is the rock bottom for him, try at least showing him some real memes
Mozelle123 10
Pls don't call me stupid, but I don't understand either.