Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my kid felt bad that our cat didn't get an Easter egg hunt at Easter so he has hidden sardines around the house for her to find. The house reeks and I don't know how many are left to find. FML
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
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Top comments
hkhan24 23
That's so sweet, the cat will have hours of fun..
toolazytotype99 18
At least it wasn't the kitty litter
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Comments (23)
YFOS_fml 17
that's so adorable!
animenerd26 12
Depending on if the cat food is in places where the cat can reach it, it's actually not a bad idea. Keeps your cat happy, healthy, and active while s/he searches for his/her meal as well as gives your cat the illusion that s/he's hunting for prey. Good for hyperactive kitties as well as fat kitties so they have to work for their meal.
candyndanny 10
that's adorable! Smart kid they both can have fun
ber4fun 23
Hopefully the cat will be interested enough to find it all so you don't have to.
Nabexis 9
Fun fact: that's actually good for cats. They like to hunt so having food just sitting out in the open isn't as stimulating for them. That said, it probably shouldn't be the whole bag of cat food.
vb68_fml 28
Your daughter rocks!
KJzCola 5
thats actually very good for the cats mental and physical health. cats, just like dogs are natural predators and can easily become overweight and/or bored by a simple pets life. By hiding their food for them to "hunt" down, you are exercising them mentally and physically in a very beneficial way.
Jxce 10
You should have been monitoring your children. YDI
ItsThisGirl 17
That's adorable!
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
Actually very nice