Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Today, my sister was yet again sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Passed out drunk? Nah, it was a "die-in" as part of her plan to annoy us into becoming insufferable vegans like her. I accidentally stepped on her hand and she screamed, making me jump and splash hot coffee everywhere. FML
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PrincessPesa 20
I can't wait to see this on YouTube.
brackaman 18
Was it a cut out of slender man?
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Comments (72)
scottysnuts 2
Bahaha! I'm searching this on YouTube!
antixx101 0
Welp I do believe it's time for some sweet sweet revenge!!! Bahahaha!!!
ben827 10
Was it a cut out of Slenderman, Jeff the Killer or Jane the Killer by any chance? I would have shat bricks. I feel so bad for you. He is watching you. "Go to sleep." "Don't sleep."
FameNFortune 12
If you put it on YouTube I'll watch .
BananerzFresh 12
Must have been a Justin Bieber cutout.
ElricMustang 23
Give us the Youtube link?
Plinkin 10
Am I the only one who instantly thought of Tourette's Guy?
TheBornKreation 0
Post that shit on YouTube :D
cottycheese 0
did you hit her for not bein in the kitchen?
greeneye_fml 12
In the kitchen she'd probably have made him a sandwich of shit and period blood and filmed the reaction for YouTube.
Sai_Run614 7
Link?