Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML
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Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, as I’m single, I got permission to bring a friend as my plus-one to my sister's wedding. He’s religious so I thought of all people he’d be one to behave. Nope. He got plastered on champagne, slapped the brides ass as she was walking down the aisle with our dad, then started a fight. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
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Q94 5
What in the hell does that even mean???
Enslaved 38
"(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)"
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Comments (33)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
what a rip
EAVL381forever 10
Your sister is a bitch
perdix 31
Why were you being such a pill? I wasn't feeling well at a recent wedding, so I excused myself early instead of harshing everyone else's buzzes. Just simple etiquette.
Brianna_Ray 23
Do you two usually have a good relationship and her man is controlling or were you being mean? More details!
jh921971 10
Did you ever stop to think that maybe it's your fault?
nchic01 17
at least you weren't killing it!
tranced_ 45
your day will come too..
Alchemist_21 26
To sobriety...AND BEYOND!
RedPillSucks 33
Buzz Killington isn't flying. She's falling, but without style.
Comoke1024 19
I wouldn't say YDI unless it was your job to bring the marijuana and you brought screamo music instead.
SuperMew 22
I feel like there are two sides to every story on these FMLs. But something about this one makes me think that Op was being rather boring but didn't realize how she came across.
Ins0mau 20
Being boring generally isn't enough to warrant someone to kick a family member out of a wedding!
SuperMew 22
Sometimes it does. At my sister's wedding, my aunt sat down the whole time and refused to take part in any of the festivities. She was being dull and that would not have been a problem, if her bad mood didn't make other people want to make her feel better, thus ruining their good time. Maybe boring wasn't the right word. I use boring for people with bad attitudes.