Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML
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Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, as I’m single, I got permission to bring a friend as my plus-one to my sister's wedding. He’s religious so I thought of all people he’d be one to behave. Nope. He got plastered on champagne, slapped the brides ass as she was walking down the aisle with our dad, then started a fight. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
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Q94 5
What in the hell does that even mean???
Enslaved 38
"(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)"
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Comments (33)
Xotoolyxo 16
Someone's whipped
olpally 33
What a bitch. Be glad you're not there if she's going to be that immature about you being there.
LinkandSaria 10
I have realized a lot of your comments get down voted to oblivion...
olpally 33
Yep, don't care. I mis read the FML this time. Amazing how nobody barely says anything when I do make a good comment.
SuperMew 22
Which is rare. ;)
botanistjessica 24
If "nobody barely says anything" that means everyone says a lot, which is a lie. This makes you a liar aaaaand a terrible commenter.
SuperStormCindy 8
Your sister is a jerk for allowing that
derpyshy 16
I loathe weddings. Such serious things. You bring a ****-ton of fireworks to one wedding and you never get invited to one again... Mission accomplished.
nexus1024 4
I really think the OP left out a big part of the story here. You don't kick your siblings out without a damn good reason! Fess up, OP!
Axel5238 29
Agreed, if the OP wasn't joining in on the dancing and fun it could've been a mood killer. Also it doesn't say, but I've been to a few weddings and everyone had a drink, but there was 2 girls that were way beyond drunk that made things very embarrassing,killed the mood and were the only ones that were that far gone. There is a pretty big chunk of the story missing.
LinkandSaria 10
We need some more information OP. It is a pretty big thing to get kicked out of your sister's wedding. Hope this doesn't change you and your sis's relationship. Good luck OP!
worldclassrager 41
I am probably a bit off... Ever thought of turning your phone off or silent...
JRottgerB 2
in other words, "You threw off he emperor's groove."
squidgy787 22
"Beware the groove...."
evanobrien 14
Debbie Downer
donutcallmethat 16
Kind of hard to empathize with that little information. I mean, wedding receptions are for fun, right? I am envisioning your sister's version of this FML, "Had to throw my own sister out of my wedding reception, because _________________ FML