Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15 year-old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
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lrb081 0
So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!
lizzzie_fml 0
Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.
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lrb081 0
So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!
boatkicker 5
I had to make up a first kiss to tell my little sister once too. It's one thing to say to your friends, parents, whoever "Nope, never been kissed" and it's an entirely different and much harder thing to say to your little sister who just got her first kiss.
metheonlyb 17
I agree! Even though I don't have a younger sister. OP even I haven't kissed any girl. It does play in the back of my mind but don't worry take the life as it comes!
stupiddumbblonde 0
Sucks to be you;)
lizzzie_fml 0
Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.
Xellith 5
dont sweat it hun. Im a 24 year old guy and never been kissed either lol. Doesnt bother me too much though.
22jrdn55 15
lmao, im pretty sure you're dieing to get a kiss!
Xellith 5
come on then big boy ^3^ mwah!!
Ott 0
oh dear :o
aero_fml 0
Hmmm where have I seen this one before...
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Aw that isnt so bad.
thatoneguyinca 0
It's your own fault. Even the ugliest of people can find someone for them quit complaining and get some iniative to meet people
boatkicker 5
I hate when people say this. I was turned down by every guy I ever approached between the ages of 12 and 17. There were possibly two occasions where I could have had a first kiss. One was when I was 13, and the boy was on day 39 of a test to see how long he could go without showering or brushing his teeth. The second was when I was 16, and the man was approximately 60 years old, drunk, and had just pissed himself. Neither of those seem like good options for the first kiss. And if I had done that and ym little sister asked me I *STILL* would have needed to make up a story, because no way in hell would I tell her either of those. I was finally asked to be the girlfriend of a friend of mine who lived 800 miles away at the time. I didn't get my first kiss until six months after that because neither of us could afford to get to the other.
FarSide 23
@54: YDI for having a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
BabeSaint 0
Stop being so mean! At least they aren't *****...
laurajoergensenn 9
Why did you have to slutshame other girls, just to give the person a compliment? Never been kissed is fine, been kissed one time is fine, been kissed or ****** by the whole city is fine. Stop shaming girls for this shit.
wiserman 0
did you kiss a girl? did you like it? the taste of her cherry chapstick?
shakenbake93 0
I'm 16 and haven't been kissed yet. but Ive been seeing a girl for like 2 weeks now so I don't of I'll be ae to sympythize for long
FarSide 23
Pace yourself junior.... you don't want to pre-ejac
laxchick27 0
omg shakenbake63 I love ur name and pic on here lmao
ghost303 3
wwwwwwut
kukopia 0
You lie to your sister... that's ugly that make-up can't cover.