Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15 year-old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
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lrb081 0
So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!
lizzzie_fml 0
Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.
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Comments (162)
illy88 0
awww how sad...its ok babygirl ur time will come
illy88 0
#123 i feel u some wht..but juss bcz u havent found the right person to share tht moment with, its not cool for u to call ppl ***** and ******..****** grow up...
AlwaysAli 0
It's ok it only makes your first even more worthwhile. :D
frohmatt 0
hahaha your sister's a ho... just kidding. she's probably nice. dont stress the not having a first kiss, its a matter of time. maybe time hasn't been doing you any favors lately, thats probably because you dont sacrifice rodents on a tree stump. maybe you should try?
fullmoonmidget 0
OOO! Know the feeling. I've been dating for 5 years. still haven't kissed a guy. My sister gets a boyfriend then gets kissed imediatly.
cactusitude 0
awww lol. how old are you? i'm 15 and i had my first kiss a few months ago. it was pretty unromantic - i dont regret it, but i kind of regret the boy and the situation. it doesnt mean you're abnormal or ugly - i was relatively late compared to some of my friends, but i'm not hideous, just kind of socially akward lol. it will happen for you! so try not to worry too much. just enjoy your life and take care of your self.
Relentless113 0
it took me 4 dates to **** my ex lolz... always kiss before i start dating
GingerNinja 18
It's not that bad. You could always take the low road and glare at her and whisper "*****" under your breath :] Tis not a BFD. I'm 13 & a kiss vigin as well. I don't care too much, though, cause it's not one of the reasons I say FML
tomandhicky 0
here's my number gimme a call darlin' maybe you might get lucky 07764145832
b_boy_cris100 0
i remebered my first kiss in 2nd grade. and its ok that u havent had ur first kiss it will happen someday...