Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
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Top comments
Saphiraa 10
"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad
darkstarrising 18
Ok. That is gross.
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Comments (68)
0u784ck 4
Hey, atleast they didn't stick
MdMan2 23
How immature.
abNormal62 23
I think should be placed in a "padded"cell until she calms down
Polynomial 28
I see what you did there.
roisin_mai 14
Either that's an English persons FML or it is literal
tournamentdecide 33
OP isn't english. she is from the Philippines.
trumpy 9
while thats definitely gross, the word panties is grosser...thats terrible tho
anniepotatoes 12
Haha happened to me once, but it was by accident?
bobsanction 18
Biological warfare!
Kidjazzin 17
That's disgusting.
captainsmegma 12
Hope it wasn't still moist.
Selene1090 26
Did you vomit? I would have..