Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
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Top comments
i_live_to_vault 19
Well, did you?
Soninuva 41
I'm taking that to mean that she semi-poisoned him.
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Comments (37)
FryingPanHero 11
Poison? Maybe he knows you play as an Assassination Rogue.
SubparAtBest 23
if only they were good right now T^T.
PhoenixChick 26
Oh dear, that's always the worst. It's awful having someone you're trying to take care of be angry with you. I've had this happen- steroids are often given for swelling issues post-surgery and it can make people paranoid and aggressive while they're recovering. It's hell on the caregiver! Hopefully when this is over he'll let you know how appreciated you are. He'll probably feel guilty about this when he's better.
nomrana 14
He needs health potion and some serious HEALTH buff... bring him to a priest ?
myshinynose 11
My husband and I got Elder Scrolls Online for the PS4 some time ago, and while we were taking turns setting up our characters we were joking around about what awful parents we'd be if we actually were interested in having kids. It went something like, "But I want to go play outside!" "For heaven's sake, not until you level up your character! Come and eat your pizza before it gets cold." Hope your guy feels better soon OP.
xGoldColossus 7
ESO is the Shit.
Lalala579121 28
57 I see you have an errant "the" in your sentence.
myshinynose 11
Oh come on now guys, play nice.
KingKA14 11
WoW he is delusional
ks92 16
If you really want to scare him, just sit him down and watch a few episodes of Snapped (;
ETA211 6
Well did you?
PinkasaurusRex 25
Damn, you almost had him. Try harder next time.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Sounds like he's fully delusional now.
rockydify 22
He sounds feverish