RichardCherry32

Mr London, Canada 28 years-old Single

KornyKid 21 February 2016, 08:01 Citrus Heights, United States

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

87 comments

wellthisisbad 29 February 2016, 12:27 Boynton Beach, United States

Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML

512 comments