Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
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i_live_to_vault 19
Well, did you?
Soninuva 41
I'm taking that to mean that she semi-poisoned him.
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Comments (37)
SoBeSatan 22
WoW is love. WoW is life.
MenAreFromVegas 5
SEMI-delusional??? It's only a matter of time before he starts doing the things he accuses you of, if he's so paranoid he'll think he's just "striking first", protecting himself.
Madissoni 14
Where's the lie?
Miss_Whipped 43
When I saw this post, the comments were at a total of 69, and the "You Deserved It" was at 1337. I think that's a fair win.
KryssLB 14
One time my boyfriend at the time was so drunk he fell onto the floor next to the bed trying to get into it, and I couldn't get him into it with him just being a dead weight not helping at all (he was conscious, just not helping). So I gave him his pillow and a blanket and got into bed myself and went to sleep. I woke up to him in the middle of the night complaining that I was trying to kill him. Apparently the blanket wasn't enough and he got cold. So, therefore, that meant I was trying to kill him. By allowing him to freeze to death. In a heated house. At least we managed to get him into bed on the second try, but yeah. Was TOTALLY trying to kill you while you were helpless, dude, and that's why I gave you a pillow, a blanket, and left you in the recovery position, with me right beside you in case things went south. Idiot.
Nightwalker826 11
Good idea, thanks
IHaveThePower 18
Hi-ho, hi-ho, to the hospital you go... (No, seriously, that's called a sickness-induced delusion and it's ER time. Anytime people's brains create an alternate reality because of illness (psychosis), you need the ER because there's a real chance of brain damage.)