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Wlanla Bacau, Romania

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

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Get a supersoaker full of piss and spray it on him when he least expects it.

is he supposed to be sitting down for pissing instead of all over you? hope you punished him enough.

Rub his face in it and tell him "bad boy"

How was his accuracy?

Sleepwalking or awake?

oakcrush 16

Pee in his mouth while he's sleeping.

MAKE SURE YOU URINATE ON HIM AND HIS MOTHER IN FRONT OF HIM. THAT'LL TEACH THE BASTARD!

I guess you could say he was pissed on

Liza_Thatch 18

punishment time?

Wow, how old is he?