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Wlanla Bacau, Romania

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

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and you followed it up by beating his ass?

Ground his ass you are his step parent

kansas_girl03 13

Yeah I feel your pain. I have a spawn of Satan stepson myself. I can't get him to do anything right! luckily for me though no piss in on me yet! I'd say talk to your partner and get him situated

I don't care how old he is beat the snot out of him he needs to learn to respect women.

to the cage he goes if he can't act like a civilized human.

You sound horrible. Referring to your step child As that. You deserve ten tonne of shit on your head horrible b***h ! I hope that child is ok and happy and no where near you!