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Wlanla Bacau, Romania

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

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You shouldn't get too PISSed OP, just tell him to PISS off

I'm so glad you capitalised the word piss or no one would have got the joke.

Perfect username for that comment #17, hahaha.

Speak to both him and your partner about this disgusting behaviour immediately, OP

Feed him dog food if hes going to act like one!

conman531 23

That kid has some demons to work out

Guess it's time to call the exorcist again.

The only thing worse than being pissed off is being pissed on.

What a little shit.

I think he just claimed you as his

I take it this is your first golden shower!?

ericapalooza 8

maybe if you didn't call him a Satan spawn.

I agree with this. Any one willing to refer to their child or step child as Satan's spawn deserves what they get.