Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that repairing my car will cost more than it's worth. I'm barely making it paycheck to paycheck and I had to sleep in that car several nights this week after getting thrown out of my sister's house. Now I need a room AND a car. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Shouldn't you have made him pay for the car?
Mons_fml 27
Kick him out
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Comments (97)
uchihadesendent 14
Kick him out he's the one who did this to you it's not what a responsible roommate would do.
gintwinsmoore 20
I'd say OP took the rent money to use for car repair...so they're even. I wouldn't go anywhere if I were OP. Keep taking it out of the rent until your car repairs are paid for, I'll bet he'll remember next time not to do that dumb shit again.
RachelRHCP 23
If I was you, I would make them pay me back for the damages to my car, make them pay full months rent and then start looking for a new roommate.
Delsanity 13
YDI cause you should have made him pay for the repairs.
berkeleyjake 13
why aren't you making him pay for the car? sounds like you need to step up and confront him. and you should move out too, it doesn't sound good to live with such a person
isisorchid 16
This is why court is a thing. Notify police. File a lawsuit.
KatieeMoe 14
Talk some sense into your roommate or sue his or her ass!
Monday_funday 25
Your roommate sounds like a dick
vikky538 29
Its time you start taking some action
novakitty 4
First of all your roommate should pAy either pay u back the car or cover the rent