Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that repairing my car will cost more than it's worth. I'm barely making it paycheck to paycheck and I had to sleep in that car several nights this week after getting thrown out of my sister's house. Now I need a room AND a car. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Shouldn't you have made him pay for the car?
Mons_fml 27
Kick him out
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Comments (97)
mustangbravo 27
Sue that prick! Press charges and kick him out.
EvAN_117 17
Sue your room mate
ao34501 5
I suggest you talk to the police, I'm sure they wouldn't have a problem helping him move into a jail cell.
Sathane 21
YDI because you should have made him pay, and if he refused you should have had him charged for stealing your car.
UltraAlphaFusion 12
He crashed your keys into a pole?
nathan61102 1
If he was drunk driving then you could tell the police.
zenrael 21
Yeah, but there's this thing called small claims court...
Gillett 23
Sue!
Llama_Face89 34
No **** that. He should be paying for your car and your half of the rent this month!
ligerzero459 24
The only proper response to that is "Go F yourself" and I hope that's what you told your roommate