Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that repairing my car will cost more than it's worth. I'm barely making it paycheck to paycheck and I had to sleep in that car several nights this week after getting thrown out of my sister's house. Now I need a room AND a car. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Shouldn't you have made him pay for the car?
Mons_fml 27
Kick him out
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Comments (97)
EarlFug 19
Why not ask for repair money when it happened?
Bandicoot88 16
I smell an episode of Judge Judy brewing
ItsThisGirl 17
Go to court!
jtfrisch 22
Take him to court, then demand trial by combat
Witchylady 18
Take him to small claims court if he dare kicks you out because he technically stole your car and caused the damage and thus should pay for it. Or threaten to call the police for stealing your car and causing property damage.
c_wyld 21
Blake, is that you?
hoosiergirl94 31
What a douchebag
FuKcMee 32
ydi, 1hide your keys 2dont spend your rent money on your car 3 its called car insurance
Blaah_x 11
Shouldn't have to hide your own keys because idiots think drunk driving is a good idea. They probably need the car to get to work which being the source of income FOR the rent is entirely necessary. Most if not all insurers will not pay out for anyone other than the policy holder driving the car and certainly not for DUI's.
FYlife604 18
should have reported stolen then Insurance would have covered it
ManateeRex 14
Como se dice lawsuit?
shepp626 11
this is the point where you take him to small claims to repay you for the damage to your car.