Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
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Welshite 40
I draw the line at chocolate.
culito_fml 10
You need to throw her out
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Comments (246)
buckerado 19
Tell her to get the **** out!
Ricky0710 1
I think you should get her kicked out, especially because she threw the ribs out, theres no excuse for that.
slendamon 0
Vegans are major *****. Tell that bitch to get the **** out before its too late..
UltraLord 3
I'd be pissed and make her replace everything she threw out
BloodandIce 11
Oh man. Oh shit. Damn if anyone threw out my chocolate, I would tear them to shreds burn the pieces and shoot them into outer space. NOBODY messes with my chocolate.
LegendofZelda88 8
if I were you, either she goes or you do.
SaySayGurl 10
Eh. I'm vegan, and It's not that hard. She could have just avoided the non-vegan crap. I think that throwing it all out is way too extreme, unless you were pushing them in her face.
lusciousasshair 9
bitch should have thrown away her own food. make her replace your stuff and I guess each label your food.
DLT_fml 20
I hope you threw her the **** out.
hopsternak 13
Tell her that she can buy her own goddamn food and that she dosent control how or what u eat