Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
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Welshite 40
I draw the line at chocolate.
culito_fml 10
You need to throw her out
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Comments (246)
annihil8or 15
I'd make her pay up. Her decision to go vegan doesn't mean she can throw out YOUR food.
buckdharma 38
relax op. when the zombie apocalypse happens the room mate will be a delicious corn fed meal for you.
Sandman366 6
Ribs? Aww.... Ice cream? She's paying for it. CHOCOLATE??? Advise her to write her will. And/or leave the country.
annnmarie2025 0
I'm so sorry.
winterlies 8
I'm a vegan and I hate the ones that behave like that. *pats* I apologize for all those jackass vegans out there.
deborable 3
Dump her. Not because she is a vegan, but because she is forcing her lifestyle on you without any considerations.
Blurry_1 0
Wtf her lifestyle does not dictate yours. Stand up for yourself. Plus you paid for Some of that stuff. I had a vegan roommate in college but he respected my rights. When he was going to throw something out, he asked me if I wanted it first. I got a lot of free stuff that year.
stuckONsingle 4
I'd return the favor by throwing HER out. -_-
gardenwhipped3 14
People for the Ethical Tran$action$ of Animal$
nukeacat 9
Based on OP's name and location I think I might know him. Because there used to be a counselor at a scout camp I go to and the guy called himself Weasel. Just saying.