Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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Top comments
flyboy57 0
it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.
blackie123 0
...well, that *is* funny
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iamhurtNOT 0
hahhaahah god thats cruel!!
signupsheetfail 0
Wooow. My sister did this to me a little while ago. I was going to put it up, but since there already is one, I figured it would just get called fake. But I sleep in my boxers, which don't have a button on the fly, so the monster was out of the cave, if you know what I mean. She then emailed it to most of my friends. She got grounded, and I got a week off school to "live down the embarassment" so it wasnt all bad
typicallyunusual 0
ahh, i got a chuckle out of this :P
gregorygreg87 12
are you from Arkansas? I mean your sister took pictures of your dick man
dontyawishyaknew 12
Not all Arkansans are incest.. Just saying.
BunnyDrastic 0
Hahaha yes!
EpicAston 0
What really happened is that your roomate is gay, finds you extremely attractive and took pictures of your boner for his own sick pleasure. to cover it up, he put it on Facebook. Duh, that makes sense, right? ;)
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
....how many people would do that!?
A83_fml 18
his point exactly.
amdent097 0
aww...you poor dude...but dont be embarrased...he proly cant get it up so he has to take pictures of people who can...
MiseryMan 0
You should have just thrown the wood in the fireplace last night. Now you're the laughing stock for all of your lumberjack-friends.
PaulFace 2
Lumber-Jacks can be mean, don't take it too personaly, dude...
tdd1006 0
seriously? are you that clueless, or kidding??
quikwit1212 0
^ You're the clueless one, he was pretty obviously kidding.
PaulFace 2
Link?
whitey317 0
I concur. Link, please. I need to jack of-- ahem I mean see this for myself. ;)
PillHappy 0
WOW, your roommate needs a life.
fmlfantom 8
plzz send a link if pic is still up cus I wanna laugh my ass off