Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
I hate myself
Crazy ex
Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML
ReneG
United States
Crasher
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
PinchMe
Life imitates art
Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Y'all better run
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Top comments
conman531 23
Restraining order, assault charge, trespassing, you know, the works for a crazy ex
dBLIZZARD 20
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch.
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Comments (124)
GeorgiaBea 28
And that's why restraining orders are just official pieces of paper.
iwadasn 33
He never mentioned having a restraining order. Although he should definitely get one after this.
limegreenpoopie 31
Get a restraining order before she comes after your kids!
MRSwick2525 23
Nowhere does it state that OP and his wife have children.
Titan_Slayer 21
They probably don't yet but that's the point...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Also, this reminds me of this FML I read once where this guy's ex showed up at his wedding uninvited and wearing a wedding dress, although, this is definitely worse than that.
FalloutScrolls 25
Lock that bitch up! Time to get a restraining order and press some charges. I'm sorry your big day was spoiled by that crazy bitch's jealousy and pettiness.
ThatHorse 15
Ruin your psycho ex's day by spending the next half an hour making out with your wife while everyone awkwardly sits around wondering when someone's gonna accidentally lose a piece of clothing.
1dvs_bstd 41
How's that gonna help matters?
ThatHorse 15
If the psycho ex is jealous of him marrying another person, imagine how she'll feel watching them kiss. It's the second most perfect revenge scheme.
TheLadyOpal 30
"Imagine how she'll feel watching them kiss." Wow, seriously? The woman's already seventeen kinds of bug-**** crazy, there's no need to make it worse just for a feeling of smug self-satisfaction. What a childish way to deal with the situation.
laden_swallow09 35
No. That's just stupid.
Lalala579121 28
Then she'd probably attack them again.
ecamp12 15
You said "wife", so at least you've got that! :)
worldclassrager 41
I object wasn't enough?
lvg_fml 10
Definitely press charges. And get a restraining order
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
if it was my wedding i'd punch her straight in the throat.
avenue24 20
I want a follow up from OP! I'm sorry your ex ruined your special day. :( Maybe you two can have a vow renewal & make up for it?