Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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xninix_fml 36
Damn that ******* sucks. Sorry op.
CoGhostRider 31
Oh well it happens. Happy new year to you (hopefully she said yes)
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Comments (99)
kenzie_gauche 12
That's y u don't tell
missbrit818 20
Way to ruin the night mom :(
rollindadice 6
next time doing surprises, don't tell anyone
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You didn't have to answer the phone...in fact, you probably should have silenced it to prevent such a thing from happening. Did you actually get to propose, and what did she say?
mr_supah 6
What is an OP? And why does everyone say it all the time?
ItsR0sie 18
That sucks! The mother must have been excited to have an in-law :)
hammonds92 21
I would have cut that bitch
fantasyworld 39
I'd be pissed.
TheAspieDork 27
As long as she said yes, it's not all that bad
Kate2164 8
U shouldnt have said anything to ur parents about it. Parents always mess things up. U deserved it but did she say yes?