Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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xninix_fml 36
Damn that ******* sucks. Sorry op.
CoGhostRider 31
Oh well it happens. Happy new year to you (hopefully she said yes)
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Comments (99)
Dekat121 24
shouldnt of told your mother! they always get too excited over these sort of things.
sparxva 12
I'm going to give you a "your life sucks" but I doubt this was the first hint you ever had that your mother can't keep a secret and has a terrible sense of timing. Next time you want to keep a secret don't tell your mother. Next time you want to *broadcast* a secret, tell your mother.
HighasaCloud 46
Well what'd she say?
alyssabreanne90 16
This was extremely rude of your mom to interrupt like that. Even if it had been midnight, she should respect your privacy in this special moment. Maybe after proposing, you two may have wanted to "celebrate" afterwards. I think you need to have a talk with your mom. Sorry, OP. I hope she said yes and best wishes to you.
dragonrider1959 18
I saw this on an I-funny post. One of you is copying the other
townailz 16
But did she say yes
RKD 23
Don't worry, OP, this is something you and your (hopefully) new wife can laugh about twenty years from now,,,,,
dispwned 8
I hope you ripped your mom a new one for that...
jflyer76 17
You posted this before 11:55
mark1010 2
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