Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
Today, I found out I will always come in second to my new husband's alcoholic parents. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Top comments
Bakarra 22
From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.
Marmarfarfar 25
Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.
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Comments (77)
KyleBroflovski 7
That Bastard! >:/
1crabbygirl 10
Are you also Irish like me? this sounds like it could pass for affection in an Irish household...
Elfkid21 19
it's alright dollface! we can be bastards together!! lmfao!!
Elfkid21 19
also.... a bastard is someone who is CONCEIVED out of wedlock.
hitmanoo 16
Apparently, you're also a son-of-a-bitch.
Iniezian 18
With all the unmarried couples today, "Bastard" is an out-of-date term anyway. 40% of babies now being born in the USA are "bastards".
brolivas 1
Thanks for putting it lightly mom
Wealthyparrot 9
Remind her on a daily basis that this makes her a *****.
banemask 14
Now you now.
mrslewis 16
Atleast where im from bastard is if a woman is married n got pregnant by another man other than her husband... So dont feel so bad about it...