Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
Today, I found out I will always come in second to my new husband's alcoholic parents. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Top comments
Bakarra 22
From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.
Marmarfarfar 25
Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.
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Comments (77)
Not_Impressed13 9
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Not_Impressed13 9
I love it when someone calls me a bastard! I just reply with "How did you know??"
Enslaved 38
Hey, I know a lot of bastards and also a few shot gun wedding babies, too. :P
RodzillaX 30
It's okay OP. I still love you.
l23VIVE 17
OP shall always be a bastard, so i guess now it's SierraCheyenne Snow or Sand or Hill or Rivers or Waters or Stone or Flowers or Pyke
limitedition 25
How I hope she was just attempting to be funny. You can't help they weren't married when you were born (and it doesn't matter anyhow) However, your Mom getting drunk at her own wedding - that's a class act right there
sknabc123 8
Being a bastard child doesn't change your life at all... It doesn't even matter
happylawyer 16
It does not matter now, but, there was a time it did, and op would have been banned from even from family reunions. His mother would have had the worst part. Ah! There are still cultures where it still does matter. I am happy things have changed around here.
souljacker 11
The technical term is 'special bastard'
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, what?>.
NaN101 27
Ouch.